I know what IGLTA is and look for their members when I travel?

One's hot for the ladies, the other much prefers his fellow man. Whether he's cruising the nearest glory hole or picking up the scent of a woman, this guy advances the Homo sapiens agenda: eating, sleeping, and tending to his inflamed nether regions. So get a grip on your manhood, because behind two great sexual orientations stands a great one-track mind.

Straight

1) BASEBALL CAP: But you still can't tell which team he bats for.

2) WHISKERS: Not quite a beard, but not quite straight-razor style either.

3) WHITE T-SHIRT: Some say it's best as the bottom layer, but he likes it just fine as a top.

4) PLAIN JEANS: They will be folded with care before getting tossed on the floor.

5) SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS MEN'S MAGAZINE: "Um...I buy it for the articles."

6) RUNNING SHOES: He likes wearing rubber—but he's not into cross-training.